Category: Joke Board
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The
young
family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity
going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough all of them - more or
less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her
sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little
jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the
first
week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing $5.00. The
little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words
of admiration
and suggested that they take her $5.00 pay to the bank the next day to start
a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally
impressed
with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own
pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been
working
with a crew building a house all week". "My goodness gracious", said the
teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too"?
"I will if those useless cock suckers at the lumber yard ever bring us the
fucking bricks", replied the little girl.
LOL! Great joke.
LOL Cute! Liked this joke. Very well crafted.